bmw paranoia...clarification

[dieselgrl]

btw, i know how much you guys are paranoid about your bimmers. i just wanted to add some clarification... it's not a female's nails that create the scratches on your door handles (nails are not strong enough to do that)...it's the rings that causes the problem. if you think about it, when they open the handle...it's their rings that touches your door panel. so watch out for those with the big *ss rings :P

[christyles]

btw, i know how much you guys are paranoid about your bimmers. i just wanted to add some clarification... it's not a female's nails that create the scratches on your door handles (nails are not strong enough to do that)...it's the rings that causes the problem. if you think about it, when they open the handle...it's their rings that touches your door panel. so watch out for those with the big *ss rings :P
LOL! i remember...we were talking about this y-day...But could be the nails too cause if you think about it, the average person would not put their whole hand to grasp the handle, only half the length of their finger would actually graps the handle before they pull to open. And rings sit on the half of the fingers that don't actually go behind the handle. I tried it last night when I got home...

We should do a survey, check out cars we know that are driven by females with and without rings. Same for males...see how many scratches are behind the handle. This is paranoia...

then again, I'm not exactly average or normal... :D

[rost12]

That's it, no diamond rings! Thanks for this excuse, dgrl :D

[Rice]

You guys actually look behind the handle to see if there are scratches? Sheesh. :^o: :sick:

[christyles]

You guys actually look behind the handle to see if there are scratches? Sheesh. :^o: :sick:
I inpsect my car every morning before I drive out to point b. I inspect my car when I get home from point b back to point to see if any hits were taken. yes... i am :sick:

[Rice]

Don't you people work? I write a post and I hit refresh and there's already a reply :0 :^o:

[christyles]

Don't you people work? I write a post and I hit refresh and there's already a reply :0 :^o:
what's work dude. I detail a car, then go back online.

[M333ee]

It's better to open the doors for the females then :o

Make sure there are no rings on your hand to scratch the paint.

[rost12]

It's better to open the doors for the females then :o
Nicely said :cool:

[BlueSky]

It's better to open the doors for the females then :o

ahhh... Eric u beat me to that... that's why i open/close doors for my GF all the time...
and people think i am such a gentleman... :blaaaa:

[Chopper]

Maybe we should get that mod that opens the door for you automatically when you push your key. I've got lots of scratches behind my door handles. They are hard to polish/wax too. :thumbsdow

[christyles]

It's better to open the doors for the females then :o

Make sure there are no rings on your hand to scratch the paint.
I do that already...I did for dieselgrl last night when we got in the M5. And it's not even my car.

But not only cause i'm the gentle christyles, I care about Rosts m5. it's drool.

[rost12]

I do that already...I did for dieselgrl last night when we got in the M5. And it's not even my car.
LMAO, thank you, Sir!

[dieselgrl]

It's better to open the doors for the females then :o

Make sure there are no rings on your hand to scratch the paint.

yes!!! if only all men would do that :)

[dieselgrl]

LOL! i remember...we were talking about this y-day...But could be the nails too cause if you think about it, the average person would not put their whole hand to grasp the handle, only half the length of their finger would actually graps the handle before they pull to open. And rings sit on the half of the fingers that don't actually go behind the handle. I tried it last night when I got home...

We should do a survey, check out cars we know that are driven by females with and without rings. Same for males...see how many scratches are behind the handle. This is paranoia...

then again, I'm not exactly average or normal... :D

nope, i'm still convinced it's the ring...cause most people do put their hand all the way..so the ring touches the paint. i used to wear a ring on my left hand when i was driving my parent's car...then i noticed all these scratches...i couldn't explain it until i did the test. now, no rings on my left hand...but i'm always careful with the door handles anyway :)

[christyles]

yes!!! if only all men would do that :)
i do. I can teach some of the boyz here some courtesy.

[dieselgrl]

That's it, no diamond rings! Thanks for this excuse, dgrl :D

hahaha...i don't think this excuse would fly...you can't get b/w a girl and her diamond.

[christyles]

nope, i'm still convinced it's the ring...cause most people do put their hand all the way..so the ring touches the paint. i used to wear a ring on my left hand when i was driving my parent's car...then i noticed all these scratches...i couldn't explain it until i did the test. now, no rings on my left hand...but i'm always careful with the door handles anyway :)
Need to do a market research. Hey Bluesky, your in marketing, want some extra work with no pay?

[dieselgrl]

Don't you people work? I write a post and I hit refresh and there's already a reply :0 :^o:

I know...I was surpised to see 12 responses in just 5 minutes.

[dieselgrl]

LMAO, thank you, Sir!

HEY! That's the only reason why you open the door for me! i wasn't wearing any rings...and of course i wouldn't do anything to scruff up Rost's car!

[Rice]

yes!!! if only all men would do that :)

Simple, just have the women around the world scratch their BMW door handle and they will do it :)

[christyles]

HEY! That's the only reason why you open the door for me! i wasn't wearing any rings...and of course i wouldn't do anything to scruff up Rost's car!
Read my post careully, I opened the door for you cause I'm a gent and cause I care about Rosts car.
And i know you wouldnt scruff up Rosts car, I know how anal/paranoid you are even though I saw waterspots :1nono: on your zhp. Remember... "Hi My name is Christyles, and I have BMW paranoia."

Damn...rosts car is getting some attention... :yourmyido

[dieselgrl]

Read my post careully, I opened the door for you cause I'm a gent and cause I care about Rosts car.
And i know you wouldnt scruff up Rosts car, I know how anal/paranoid you are even though I saw waterspots :1nono: on your zhp. Remember... "Hi My name is Christyles, and I have BMW paranoia."

Damn...rosts car is getting some attention... :yourmyido

ok, point noted :P

I can't clean the waterspots everyday!!! In the mornings, all the moist on the car dries up and creates waterspots. what am i supposed to do? since i only like to clean it when i wash my car...i leave it there!

[rost12]

Damn...rosts car is getting some attention... :yourmyido
yeah, and it's bone stock. imagine that :)

[christyles]

yeah, and it's bone stock. imagine that :)
who cares. It's all the m5 has to be...enough said. the 'M5" speaks it for itself. :yourmyido

[oyster]

Don't you people work? I write a post and I hit refresh and there's already a reply :0 :^o:

this is work, be entertained and to entertaine fellow members :)

[christyles]

ok, point noted :P

I can't clean the waterspots everyday!!! In the mornings, all the moist on the car dries up and creates waterspots. what am i supposed to do? since i only like to clean it when i wash my car...i leave it there!

*cough Chris..auto detailer, **cough sneeze *Premier** :p Can remove waterspots. *achoo, love to detail cars.**

[eezzie]

ok, point noted :P

I can't clean the waterspots everyday!!! In the mornings, all the moist on the car dries up and creates waterspots. what am i supposed to do? since i only like to clean it when i wash my car...i leave it there!
Yo Chris..do u offer home service? :yak:

[dieselgrl]

Yo Chris..do u offer home service? :yak:

do you also offer loaner cars? (heehee...ie, can we drive your car while we get our cars detailed) ;) if we drop it off at your place, we'll be carless :)

i'm just kiddin around...

[christyles]

Yo Chris..do u offer home service? :yak:
maybe...sure... depends what needs to be done. :D

[christyles]

do you also offer loaner cars? (heehee...ie, can we drive your car while we get our cars detailed) ;) if we drop it off at your place, we'll be carless :)

i'm just kiddin around...
yes. my car. but who wants to drive a 323i. Carless? most of you guys & gals sit in the office surfing e46toronto... you don't need a car for that.. :p

[audiophilia]

i do. I can teach some of the boyz here some courtesy.
Start here, since you crowned yourself 'o courteous one':

Hats come off in restaurants, even when ladies are not around...

Love that Sopranos episode...

:yak:

[audiophilia]

oh, and visors...:blaaaa:

[christyles]

oh, and visors...:blaaaa:
nope...it's part of my head.

[audiophilia]

nope...it's part of my head.
Okay. Gonna be difficult breaking the news to your special someone that you are not the gentleman you say you are...:D

It's official, I'm now dead!!!:D

[christyles]

Okay. Gonna be difficult breaking the news to your special someone that you are not the gentleman you say you are...:D

It's official, I'm now dead!!!:D
Don't need to break the news... the special someone already knows I'm a gent. I don't need to prove otherwise you "cb". :p

Go to sleep. You're tired remember?

[audiophilia]

Don't need to break the news... the special someone already knows I'm a gent. I don't need to prove otherwise you "cb". :p

Go to sleep. You're tired remember?
I just remembered what cb was....lol

You ain't seen nothin' yet...:D

BTW, I'm not tired. That was yesterday. I guess when you are lovesick, the days just blend into the next...:D

[christyles]

I just remembered what cb was....lol

You ain't seen nothin' yet...:D

BTW, I'm not tired. That was yesterday. I guess when you are lovesick, the days just blend into the next...:D
I know I aint seen nothing yet... you havent either. And you know I got a reply for everything...

Who said I was love sick. I think you're delierious. Go listen to your sound system Mr. Audiophilia, put on some David Hasslehoff and fall asleep. :p

What day is it anyways?

[dieselgrl]

Start here, since you crowned yourself 'o courteous one':

Hats come off in restaurants, even when ladies are not around...

Love that Sopranos episode...

:yak:

hmmm..i agree with 'philia....caps/hats/visors in restaurants are ghetto...it's good manners to take them off.

[audiophilia]

I know I aint seen nothing yet... you havent either. And you know I got a reply for everything...

Who said I was love sick. I think you're delierious. Go listen to your sound system Mr. Audiophilia, put on some David Hasslehoff and fall asleep. :p

What day is it anyways?
If you could spell 'delirious' I'd respect your rebuttal more:D You are the George Bush of debates.

Anybody see him tonite? :eek:

[christyles]

hmmm..i agree with 'philia....caps/hats/visors in restaurants are ghetto...it's good manners to take them off.
oh geez, here's another one. Good thing I wasnt wearing a hat yesterday at Milestones. if I keep my haircut clean and short, maybe ya'll will never see a hat or visor again. Happy now??? :p

Sincerely,
Disgruntled Nappy head.

[audiophilia]

hmmm..i agree with 'philia....caps/hats/visors in restaurants are ghetto...it's good manners to take them off.
What a lady.

Our Queen and Princess deserve to see your hat heads, too...:D

(and my bald spot...:eek: :yak: )

[dieselgrl]

If you could spell 'delirious' I'd respect your rebuttal more:D You are the George Bush of debates.

Anybody see him tonite? :eek:

watching Bush is like watching comedy on TV ;) no offence to anyone who's a Bush supporter...it's just my opinion....remember, free country.

[audiophilia]

oh geez, here's another one. Good thing I wasnt wearing a hat yesterday at Milestones. if I keep my haircut clean and short, maybe ya'll will never see a hat or visor again. Happy now??? :p

Sincerely,
Disgruntled Nappy head.
See, even you can learn. :D

I can't wait to see your haircut tomorrow...are you still 'Hasselhoff cute'?:D

[christyles]

If you could spell 'delirious' I'd respect your rebuttal more:D You are the George Bush of debates.


oh yeah, that's good, no come back. Always have to pick on grammatical errors. (double checking spelling all over..) :Qboy:
Didn't we have this debate before? :D

I don't debate. I state opinions. Leave me alone. You're stalking me... why don't you have a solo meet at ikea or something??? :crying:

[audiophilia]

watching Bush is like watching comedy on TV ;) no offence to anyone who's a Bush supporter...it's just my opinion....remember, free country.
Deiselgrl, I think I love you...woot

Without discussing politics, its just his demeanour -- he's an embarassment.

Back to bugging my buddy...:p

[dieselgrl]

oh yeah, that's good, no come back. Always have to pick on grammatical errors. (double checking spelling all over..) :Qboy:
Didn't we have this debate before? :D

I don't debate. I state opinions. Leave me alone. You're stalking me... why don't you have a solo meet at ikea or something??? :crying:

calm down gentlemen...this is my thread remember....do i have to be the moderator of my own thread? what kind of admins are you? set an example for all the other poor people who are reading this thread...hahahaha

you guys are too much :blaaaa:

[audiophilia]

You're stalking me... why don't you have a solo meet at ikea or something??? :crying:
lol

There's only one stalker on this board, and it ain't Stalker...:D

I'm flying solo right now...midnite meet:thumbsup:

[audiophilia]

calm down gentlemen...this is my thread remember....do i have to be the moderator of my own thread? what kind of admins are you? set an example for all the other poor people who are reading this thread...hahahaha

you guys are too much :blaaaa:
I'm just jealous that my buddy has a full head of hair:D


...but I'm better looking

[dieselgrl]

lol

There's only one stalker on this board, and it ain't Stalker...:D

I'm flying solo right now...midnite meet:thumbsup:

* ahem * I'm the moderator of this thread. if you want to trash each other...start another thread...call it Styles on Philia. what about the poor people who are reviewing this thread....you guys are way off topic...we were talking about paranoia around scratches on car doors.

[christyles]

lol

There's only one stalker on this board, and it ain't Stalker...:D

I'm flying solo right now...midnite meet:thumbsup:
I'm not sure if Stalker would appreicate that...he's in Maine right now so he's closer than you think...maybe stalking this board as we speak. Watch out for that scalpel. (damn, did i spell that right. Mr. Webster here might slam me again. Nevermind... watch out for that flesh knife apparatus.

Sure, midnite meet. Here in Scarborough. Don't worry, you won't get shot. No drive-bys yet. It's not 2am yet.

Sorry for the hi-jack thread Dieselgrl.

[dieselgrl]

I'm just jealous that my buddy has a full head of hair:D


...but I'm better looking


awww....ok, you guys can kiss and make up now :yak:

[audiophilia]

[QUOTE=dieselgrlStyles on Philia[/QUOTE]
:eek:

I don't love you anymore.

BTW, the board was so quiet today, I'da thunk a little fun was warranted...:D

[dieselgrl]

[QUOTE=dieselgrlStyles on Philia
:eek:

I don't love you anymore.

BTW, the board was so quiet today, I'da thunk a little fun was warranted...:D[/QUOTE]

hahaha....don't read between the lines....i didn't mean that :blaaaa:

[audiophilia]

Sure, midnite meet. Here in Scarborough. Don't worry, you won't get shot. No drive-bys yet. It's not 2am yet.
I'm on my way...



j/k


nighty, night...:zzz:

[christyles]

I'm ain't... err, not saying anything anymore. Nice one Audio, you pissed off Dieselgrl.

BTW, you were looking in my mirror when you saw that good lookin reflection. Just like the reflection from my Pinnacle Souveran.

Now Back to BMW Paranoia...clarification. (continued.)

[christyles]

awww....ok, you guys can kiss and make up now :yak:
No poofters.

[Magnus]

this looks like a private chat room more than a thread to me ..... :p

[christyles]

this looks like a private chat room more than a thread to me ..... :p
ha ha. lol. It's done Magnus. We were just bored. It's been a boring quiet day for a lot of us.

[dieselgrl]

this looks like a private chat room more than a thread to me ..... :p

they're exhibitionists :yak:

[M333ee]

What Was This Thread About ??????????

[audiophilia]

What Was This Thread About ??????????
It was about the Admins having fun...:D

[M333ee]

I read through all 7 pages and got confused :confused: :sick:

[BlueSky]

I read through all 7 pages and got confused :confused: :sick:

the same happened to me last night at 2am... :confused:

[rost12]

hmmm..i agree with 'philia....caps/hats/visors in restaurants are ghetto...it's good manners to take them off.
:0 I'm ghetto?! Way cool :cool:

[Regin8r]

hmmm..i agree with 'philia....caps/hats/visors in restaurants are ghetto...it's good manners to take them off.


I dunno, there are some hair styles where I insist to excuse a person and tell them to leave their hat on.

[audiophilia]

:0 I'm ghetto?! Way cool :cool:
Cuz you are used to La Dolce Vita of Moscow...:blaaaa: