Bird Shyte...again.

[christyles]

I must be really lucky or something, cause here I am cruisin on the 401 today, doin like 120, had my moon roof open, all of the sudden I feel this wet sht splatter by my ear. I look over and theres friggin bird crap everywhere.

It wasnt like a bomb. The bomb I think hit the edge of my moon roof window and "shrapnel" went everywhere. Mostly on the seats. No so much on my face or carpted interior. But damn...what are the chances of that.

Friggin birds. :angry: I know I detail cars but it doesnt mean I like cleaning sht up. On average, my statistics will show my car gets shyted on about 3 times a week in an area that hardly has anything living... Scarborough. :sick:

[laziemofo]

that sucks!!! i swear birds are attracted to dark coloured cars!

[BlueSky]

that sucks!!! i swear birds are attracted to dark coloured cars!

werd~ :1nono: :thumbsdow

[Rice]

that sucks!!! i swear birds are attracted to dark coloured cars!

I could have told you that. Out of 20 bimmers parked together on the parking lot of Oakville place they chosen to shyte on mine :(

[Regin8r]

I could have told you that. Out of 20 bimmers parked together on the parking lot of Oakville place they chosen to shyte on mine :(

Bahahaha....I never get shyte on (knock on wood). :blaaaa:

[Surk]

I never get bird shtye on either... other shyte, but not bird...

Bird Shyte keeps premierauto in biz though... :D


Bahahaha....I never get shyte on (knock on wood). :blaaaa:

[dieselgrl]

I must be really lucky or something, cause here I am cruisin on the 401 today, doin like 120, had my moon roof open, all of the sudden I feel this wet sht splatter by my ear. I look over and theres friggin bird crap everywhere.

It wasnt like a bomb. The bomb I think hit the edge of my moon roof window and "shrapnel" went everywhere. Mostly on the seats. No so much on my face or carpted interior. But damn...what are the chances of that.

Friggin birds. :angry: I know I detail cars but it doesnt mean I like cleaning sht up. On average, my statistics will show my car gets shyted on about 3 times a week in an area that hardly has anything living... Scarborough. :sick:

maybe the clean, shiny cars attract more birdie shyte. ;)

[Jersey]

dude that frigign blows...i think if i ever get pooped on i will barf everywhere instantly....

[jessica]

Oh that's bad! We're lucky so far that we have not had bird shyte on the car even when we had the 330. (knock on wood)

[Surk]

Are you saying I don't have a clean shiny car ?? U need to see it in the daylight next time...In case I run out of plates at home...I eat off my car woot I'm the guy who washes it 3 times a wk.. :D


maybe the clean, shiny cars attract more birdie shyte. ;)

[christyles]

Oh that's bad! We're lucky so far that we have not had bird shyte on the car even when we had the 330. (knock on wood)
Cause you're car was only brought out at night when the friggin tweeties were sleeping. Go figure... :confused2

[christyles]

I never get bird shtye on either... other shyte, but not bird...

Bird Shyte keeps premierauto in biz though... :D
Yup. Bird shyte, dirty people and vandalism. Ironically.

[jessica]

Cause you're car was only brought out at night when the friggin tweeties were sleeping. Go figure... :confused2

Hey, we drive the car during the day too. (only when its not raining) :}:

[christyles]

Finally got everything out. It wasnt easy. it actually hardened and wouldnt come off. Then when I looked into tha back seat, it was all over the back panel by the speaker and backwindshield on my new fcukin tints. So I had to shampoo that back panel area. Stoopid tweeties. How would they feel if i pooped on their eggs in their nest.

Good think Angel wasnt sittin in the back seat at the time, or she would have poop all over her face. nasty.

I think robin poop is the worst. pigen poop and seagulss come next. sparrow poop is minor but I'll still shoo them away. I don't like birds.

[christyles]

Hey, we drive the car during the day too. (only when its not raining) :}:
You must be doin stealth day driving cause I never seen you during the day.

[jessica]

Finally got everything out. It wasnt easy. it actually hardened and wouldnt come off. Then when I looked into tha back seat, it was all over the back panel by the speaker and backwindshield on my new fcukin tints. So I had to shampoo that back panel area. Stoopid tweeties. How would they feel if i pooped on their eggs in their nest.

Good think Angel wasnt sittin in the back seat at the time, or she would have poop all over her face. nasty.

I think robin poop is the worst. pigen poop and seagulss come next. sparrow poop is minor but I'll still shoo them away. I don't like birds.

my goodness that's a lot of work you had to do just to clean out the birt poop.

[jessica]

You must be doin stealth day driving cause I never seen you during the day.


cause i don't normally drive to the east end.

[audiophilia]

cause i don't normally drive to the east end.
Irene, I'm bringing the camera -- time for a sig change...woot

[laziemofo]

hehe ohwell bird **** in the car aint that bad.... i remember once wen i was in grade 8 walking home from school a bird shat on my head!!! i had like 20min left to walk too

[M333ee]

maybe the clean, shiny cars attract more birdie shyte. ;)

That MUST be true. It always happens when ever I clean the CR-V and take it out. The birds must target the shinny cars ans shyte on them :angry: